Snail, clinging firmly to the wall
We’ll pour acid on you
And down you go
Your slime will make a cool sound in stereo

Toad, crawling naked cross the road
We’ll blow up your body
And down you go
Your slime will make a cool sound in stereo

We have no choice
(boys will be boys)
And if you read between the noise:
Spare us from your toys

Hail! To the servants of the lord
We’ll cut off your head
On video
Your cries will make a cool sound in stereo